Multiple Feature! Kind of...

To celebrate (or cry about) college decisions, which are coming back by the truckload, here are my favorite "it's okay that you didn't get into ___, Steff-o"

1. "It's okay Steff-o, they're hecka dumb. YOU GOT A 23SOMETHING ON YOUR SAT HOW COULD THEY REJECT YOU? If anything they were like 'Oh dang this girl is too good for our school....to save face we're going to reject her when we secretly can not behold the awesomeness of this one'"
Sean Feng
2. "You can get into any school you choose as long as you did what I told you to do, stapling your picture onto your application!"
Sean Feng
3. "___ is poop. You don't even want to go there. Dude, don't even trip. ___ sucks, have you seen their football team? It's the laughing stock of the east coast, they got nothing to be proud of. SO IT'S ALL GOOD ___ > ____, ARASOO?
Albert Chen
4. "Me too."
Anon.

Good night, I promise a good update tomorrow....