Gerard Hans Glasauer // RONK!

(Photos coming later!)

Goes by: Gerry Glasauer, Jehree
Is: a llama
Age: 14 years young
Wants to be: a professional elephant rider or an "Aztec guy who dances in the back of those truck beds" when he grows older. Gerry decided that "if [he] rode elephants, [he] would be called Jefferson the elephant rider."

Three point five "closely guarded sekr3t[s]" about Gerry Gee:
1. When he doesn't laugh for an hour, it builds up and when he hears something mildly funny, he "EXPLODE[S]! into laughter."
2. He once drank toilet water just to try it.
3. He can literally spend hours staring at the wood on his desk. And breathing. Because he is fascinated with the real quality of the wood but "[it] feels plasticy." He claims that it's "cuz of the weird moose poop they put on the wood to make it appealing to old ladies but it's effing amazing."
3.5. He likes to pretend that everyone at school is his friend and when he hugs them, they either (a) give him a weird look and then accepts it, or (b) give him a weird look then run away. "It's not weird for me, I enjoy it" he comments.
He offers some advice, "hug the squishiest person within a ten foot radius unless it's a teacher, then that's a nono!"

Those who don't know Gerry will assume that he's just a goofy little kid looking for some mischievous fun in the hallways. However, not many people know just how multi-faceted little Gerry really is! Although he is most known for the strange sounds that come out of his mouth and the weird phrases he invents to confuse people, there is more than meets the eye.

For example,
1. When I am sad, Gerry is the perfect listener! And gives really really good advice and can ALWAYS make me laugh. So if you're looking for a pick-me-up after an awful day, Gerry can always make you heipi! :)
2. When I am happy, Gerry is also really good at being happy with me! Although he has strange ways of conveying his emotions/feelings, he always manages to put a smile on my face.

So if you need a friend to talk to or laugh with (at) GERRY is your man!

However, Gerry claims that we do not share a friendship, he is actually an undercover doctor posing as a high school student whose job is to try and diagnose "[my] broked butts" (See blog banner).
He jokes. This is how Gerry really feels:

"Our friendship is similar to the friendship shared by Rob and Big. You, a rather heavyset black male play the role of "Big Black" and me, a skinny white guy who likes skateboards plays the role of Rob Dydrek."

Gerry Quotes:
-LOLOLOLOL I IS A CAT!!!! - zach
-HAKUNA MATATA!
-"Steff-o I found you a butt doktor to ficks yur broked butts"

Last of all, don't forget his life philosophy:
"Dun wry, it's k"